Трек, друзья, 2005 года, был записан для Confessions On A Dance Floor, но в него не попал, так как не вписывался по музстилю, нуи в принципе по тексту понятно, что песня-шутка

If I was an animal I'd be a lion
If I was a car I'd be an Aston Martin
If I was a genius I'd be Isaac Newton
If I was a hero I'd be Martin Luther

Chorus:

If you want to reach the top [reach the top]
If you do you'll never stop [never stop]

[The top]

If I was an actor I'd be Marlon Brando [the top]
If I was a painter I'd be Frida Kahlo [the top]
If I was a drink I'd be a Lemon Drop [the top]
If I was a song I would be Super Pop

(chorus, repeat)

[The top]

If I was a star I would be who I am today
If I was a fighter I'd be Cassius Clay
If I was emotion I would be intense
If I was a man I would be president

I'll be different if I'm the president
I'll be different if I'm the president

Ooo, yeah
Ooo, yeah
Ooo, yeah

If I was an animal I'd be a dog
If I was a dog I would be a man
If I was a man I'd be the president
If I was a president I'd be different

(chorus, repeat)

[The top]

If you want to reach the top
You would start it and never stop [never stop]
[The top]
If you want to reach the top
You would start it and never stop [never stop]

If you want to reach the top
[If you want to reach the top]
[Never stop]
You would start it and never stop
[If you want to reach the top]
[Never stop]
[The top]

[Reach the top]
[If you want to reach the top]
[Never stop]
[The top]
(repeat and fade)